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Neon hair

The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"
Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021
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suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.
Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.
by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020
mugGet the suboobial hairmug.

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.
by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017
mugGet the Pensi Hairmug.

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
mugGet the Hair Berriesmug.

hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.
"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."
by Violet Black February 21, 2014
mugGet the hair drapesmug.

camaro hair

a chick rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered hair style.
by i heart camaros March 2, 2012
mugGet the camaro hairmug.

Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair
I need a man who can do the tomato hair
by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017
mugGet the Tomato Hairmug.

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