hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 13, 2012

getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

by GettingTalkedAt April 01, 2024

Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls

I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled

by Rock cock May 03, 2016

fun hose

A penis

I whipped my motherfuckin fun hose out

by Derp 69696969 February 25, 2018

bo's hose

what bo's hoes are looking for a ride on

look at all the bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose

by davuk September 20, 2021

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 06, 2019

hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.

After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".

by Clean freak November 21, 2013