Mexican cum guzzler

When a Mexican female swallows a mans cum like she has been starved of food and water for a week.

Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Gizzoogle

the black verison of google. how fucking retarded is that. i guess black people need to have a equal site to jizzoogle there own terms

what a waste of time money and engery

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009

Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010

Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

pipe guzzler

someone that eats dick swallows it or whatever

DAMN HOMIE YOU A PIPE GUZZLER!

by MENDEEZY January 7, 2009

guzzler

A slutty male, ie. NuGGuZzLeR, who loves the cock.

Me:"Damn GuZzLeR slow down, i'mma cum too fast."

by Licious February 19, 2003