wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.

Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.

by brodubs March 18, 2011

Mustard guzzle

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.

Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.

by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011

gas guzzler

Someone who puts their mouth around another's butthole and drinks their farts.

Dude 1: Hey man, did you bang Veronica yet?
Dude 2: No man better, I drank her farts.
Dude 1: Man you're a gas guzzler

by Mustachio4Ever March 17, 2015

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

Gulzar happy meal

A poke and a hammer

I gave nX-Ragnarok the Gulzar happy meal

by Dan Time April 30, 2009

cum guzzling sewer skank

A mean bitch, that looks as if see is from the slums. Someone that should be kicked in the face as soon as you she her. She generally has a splodge of cum on her body surface.

Man that bitch over on the corner is such a cum guzzling sewer skank. She stinks of high hell.

by mr.crosscountry March 17, 2010