Midori Gurin

Cutest girl in Yandere Simulator! Often portrayed with lengthy green hair and bright green eyes hehe
Always typing on her phone. Why?
To email YandereDev with my great and never heard of before suggestions!
When eatting foods like m&ms and skittles, she would ALWAYS pick out the green ones because they taste so much better!

Person 1: Mai Waifu has really beautiful eyes and other things even nicer!
Person 2: Nah M-Midori Gurin, the girl with green hair is s-so much cuter lol
Person 1: Did you just stutter in text

by MidoriGurin April 1, 2024

Golden Girling

(verb) multiple women of a certain age sharing a home out of necessity or preference.

"My friends and I have been seriously making plans for Golden Girling in 5-10 years."
"That former resort for sale would be the perfect place for Golden Girling"

by ElJanel July 3, 2024

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids

Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026

Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke

Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?

by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025