gumpster

A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.

A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.

by Tom Griffith January 31, 2004

gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

Gummy Love

Grandmas givin head... no teeth

Grandma be givin gramps some gummy love.

by Goose2801 March 22, 2009

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

gumby

A silly or foolish person.

Gemma is such a gumby. She doesn't like ninjas!

by GemsAGumby September 16, 2010

Gumper

Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.

Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.

That kid is a true Gumper.

by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014

Gump

A Gump is the penetentiary term for a homosexual. It can also be used as an insult toward someone who is being a sissy or a wimp.

Somebody said some new Gump is on the yard looking for dicks to suck for honeybuns.

by White wonka October 16, 2019