Guesses Fork, Virginia

It was once one of the greatest places ever.. That was in the 90's, but even though things have happened to this little piece of hurley virginia, many great people still call it home and love everyday of it.

Debbie: hey Natasha, where are you from?

Me:Guesses Fork, Virginia.. why?

Debbie: where?!

Me: It's in hurley, not that you'd know anything about it!

Debbie: I heard that was hickville USA!

Me: It may be to some people, but I just call it home...

by gothygyrl January 22, 2011

Guissely

A woman of extraordinary beauty, intellect and charm, she oozes sensuality in a classy way.
Her voice is smooth as honey and her skin is soft as a baby's bottom. All men covet her, but only a select few can truly win her affection.

Man: "Damn, that woman is a Guissely-and-a- half!"

Note: It is not actually possible to be a Guissely-and-a- half, as Guissely is the highest state of perfection that a woman can achieve. However, the term Guissely is commonly misused, sadly.

Woman: "I'm getting a head-to-toe make-over in order to Guisselify myself."

by Yesikeh Sarai November 1, 2008

guestlie

means ugly ass nigga in a nicer way

Josh: Hey Frank

Frank: Hey dummy

Josh: Shut up dirtbag
Frank: Shut up thats why you are a guestlie

by bigblackrug October 18, 2019

Bell Guness

Bell Guness was known as the Lady Bluebeard she murdered 20 men at her farm house in Indiana to collected their money . She put ads in the news paper looking for would be husbands and when they came over she poisoned them and buried them in her pig pen out back and took all their money they had brought with them. She was found out and killed her children and her maid then burned her farm house down and ran. No one ever knew what happened to her. They also called her a Gibson girl

Bell Guness was a mass murder

by redpillamerican November 23, 2020

Guessterbate

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate

Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

by BigC-RR May 25, 2009

bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

by mieshka September 24, 2005

Gless Cheque

Scottish urban phrase used to describe the tangiable value of Barrs glass juice bottles as an object of currency. 'Gless' being a lazy usage of the noun glass.

Its awright I'll get the fags and bru wi' them gless cheques

by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006