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grumployee

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.
"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"
by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009
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grumpocaust

The last few days of Hate Week (aka PMS) wherein the entire world around the hormonal female breaks down into grump-based-holocaust.
"Do you seriously want to talk about this during grumpocaust?"
by anita berber November 14, 2011
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Grump Dumpster

Someone who is grumpy and collects a lot of grump to dump on you. Has the negative connotations of the similarly pronounced "cum dumpster". They have grump all over their faces.
I wasn't trained in my job correctly and now all these grump dumpsters are coming down on me.
by daydemon March 5, 2013
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grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.
Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?
by Omitshod December 11, 2013
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Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff
"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."
by KyleP11 December 1, 2014
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grumpapuss

Grumpapuss- the sourpussed face a child makes when they're throwing a fit.

Also a bad attitude
Sophie was a real grumpapuss, did you see that fit she threw?
by Jmama3 February 22, 2017
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Grumplestiltskin

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!
Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!
by RalphusFudge June 19, 2017
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