go touch grass

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.

Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.

by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022

grass

that crazy green shit you find in your front yard

holy fuck, what the shit is on my lawn?

grass, you dickwad

by FuckThatShitRightNow April 28, 2011

grass cutter

One who muscles in on you whilst you are trying to pick up. Usually involves putting you down to make themselves look good.

Man, Boaksey just moved in on my action. What a grass cutter!!

by MowerMan March 21, 2006

Grasshopper

An individual who has the habit of hopping from one potential suitor to another. Usually for the purpose of fornication.

1. Man, that bitch is grasshopping tonight. 2. That horny dude is definetely a horny grasshopper.

by HelloImDefinetelyNotAWord December 8, 2014

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

grasscutter

A person who sleeps with or hooks with another person's boyfriend/girlfriend. That person 'cut' someone's else grass; they did their job for them.

Jill: i totally cut Emma's grass last night...
Sarah: what, you got with her boyfriend jack?
Jill: yep..shes gonna hate me
Sarah: your such a grasscutter!

by sexy/impressionz March 20, 2008

touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022