Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

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Ass granny

When you fucking a girl and she asks you to do her doggy style and you realize she was wearing butt pads to enhance her flat wrinkly ass!!!
Trav/sabs

I was so drunk last night this ass granny was my only option.

by Trav/Sabrina June 6, 2015

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granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.

Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.

by Spectralfired December 20, 2015

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Granny Guano

Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.

Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.

by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019

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The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011

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