Third Grade Jokes

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders
Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

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Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af
by UnCreative April 01, 2018
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Grade 8 Blower

A phrase used to describe someone who is musically talented in the use of any instrument that requires a person to blow, but is also known for their ability of giving a blowjob. Usually applicable to females in the orchestra or band.
Guy 1: Did you hear Jessica play the clarinet yesterday? She was amazing.
Guy 2: She's good, but it's nothing compared to her blowjobs. She's a total grade 8 blower.
by Penthouse9 February 24, 2015
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6th Grade Boys

Annoying jerks who will make extremely offensive jokes to the point where it's not even funny anymore. They do not take well to being called out.
6th grade boys: "extremely offensive joke"

Person: "Ayo wtf, that was hella racist bro wtf"

6th grade boys: LMAO YOU'RE JUST SOFT HAHAHAHA SNOWFLAKE LMAO GROW UP HAHA PENIS HAHAHA
by AstroIsOffline September 05, 2021
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major grade 2

Major grade 2; The worst possible rank in Halo3. When a player gets to a certain skill point in halo3, he will realize that kills don't matter. When this happens, you can officially label him a 'major grade 2'.
The kills don't matter belief orginated with AmazingAK47- the orginal 'major grade 2'. When he was reported to have stated "kills dont matter!"
Major Grade 2's are notorious for sucking at halo3.
If you ever have a major grade 2 on your team in halo, fear for your rank, because you will most definetly lose.
AncientStag: "Dude! Your really bad!"
AmazingAK47: "I must be good if I'm a major grade 2!"
AncientStag: "You only have 5 kills!"
AmazingAK47: "So what? Kill dont matter!"

LeppyNL: Im a Brigadier grade 2! I suck at halo! I nub yes? :)?
by Matt_Xx3 January 21, 2008
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fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"
"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"
by dru dru June 29, 2005
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sixth grade stink

That time of the year when early middle school aged kids start to have body odor, but don't yet realize it to the point of getting deodorant.
(8th graders)
"man, i hate February."
"why dude?"
"because its the annual sixth grade stink"
by xx44xx December 27, 2012
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Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.
Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."
by baltic2009 May 25, 2011
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