Receiving a blumpkinblow job while taking a dump while you top shelfdumping in the tank of the toiletand she urinates in the bowl.
An Asian hooker and I were about to engage in cheap fellatio when we realized we both had to use the bathroom....so we decided on a golden quintas.
by 2-304 + Team Stoner March 30, 2005
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Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"
by Stryderella March 5, 2010
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by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008
Get the Golden irrigation mug.A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.
Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.
by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
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Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun
by donthaveaname May 12, 2009
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Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
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