by Asar Norwood January 21, 2023
Get the Long Gone Gulch mug.Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.
Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014
Get the poo-be-gone mug.without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.
Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!
by bulletface May 1, 2015
Get the I ain't gone done did a thing mug.A lotion or ointment applied to the dent in the skin of one's forehead that is caused by pressing forcefully against a glory hole while giving head.
by mohaqua September 17, 2015
Get the booth-be-gone mug.by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019
Get the I ain’t gone High mug.When you are fucking a hoe right and then you stick it in and it is just gone when you pull it out it's just an invisible milk jug leaking out white stuff all in her shampoo bottle and then in your cereal the next morning
by Kai mcgregor May 26, 2021
Get the Dick be gone 2000 mug.The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023
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