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Long Gone Gulch

Long Gone Gulch is an American 2D webtoon series created by Zach Bellissimo and Tara Billinger.
by Asar Norwood January 21, 2023
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poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.
Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014
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I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.
Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!
by bulletface May 1, 2015
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booth-be-gone

A lotion or ointment applied to the dent in the skin of one's forehead that is caused by pressing forcefully against a glory hole while giving head.
Girl, you need some booth-be-gone after that session at Blowbuddies last night!
by mohaqua September 17, 2015
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I ain’t gone High

Im not gonna lie or joke ect but I’m high as shit
I ain’t gone high, but I can’t finish that last blunt I’m done
by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019
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Dick be gone 2000

When you are fucking a hoe right and then you stick it in and it is just gone when you pull it out it's just an invisible milk jug leaking out white stuff all in her shampoo bottle and then in your cereal the next morning
Bro the dick be gone 2000 happened last night it was crazy but al least my cereal tasted good
by Kai mcgregor May 26, 2021
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Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"
by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023
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