by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
Get the Gnome Stylemug. by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020
Get the Gnomedmug. When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
Get the Pants Gnomesmug. When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
Get the gnomemug. A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016
Get the pseudo gnomemug. by Mat the rat January 24, 2018
Get the gnome beatermug. A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
Get the Gnomemug.