geraets

An annoying or strict person that has no penis.

-Dude, I got such a geraets teacher for english
-Sucks to be you

by stan458741 October 13, 2007

Zach Gerber

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

by hiyouallsmell April 14, 2011

Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hadden gerber means focus

by Leandre treadell June 18, 2017

Geobey

n. A Gandalf or Vader-like figure, who inspires leadership in a group of minions. Suprises many by his membership in a fraternity.

Shit, you'd better run that by Geobey before the shit hits the fan. Chuckle chuckle chuckle.....

by Sherry McKever March 20, 2003

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbiling

The act of tipping a cheap bottle of liquor up and chugging it as if you were a gerbil drinking from its water bottle. The act is preferably done with a 1.75 of something equally as shitty as fleischmanns or rondiaz.

"Did you see Griffin last night? He was so drunk he began gerbiling the fleischmanns!"

by TighterthanAK March 30, 2014

GERB

to take or steel. when you want something to happen but it goes wrong. to be wrong or wack.

ay man you just got straight GERBED!

by Kristen Lee Tell 'em. October 5, 2007