Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

genitorture

of or pertaining to torture of the male genitalia

James Bond had his balls genitortured at the end of Casino Royale.

by Seebastian March 4, 2009

genita

To take one's property and make your own with justification.

You just genita'd my bagel." "Did you genita my pen?

by Penless in Seattle December 29, 2010

geni

noun.
a loose, pregnant dog

duuude, look at that geni! shes on her 7th liter!

by neatopeato July 31, 2006

4th gen it boy

Stray Kids' Hwang Hyunjin, also known as the 4th gen it boy, was begged by JYPE to join the company due to his extraordinary talents in singing, dance, producing and rap. He also has talents not only limited to music, but MCing, modelling, photography and art. Hyunjin is the definition of an all-rounder idol.

Wow Hyunjin? You mean the 4th gen it boy?

by SKZ4thGenLeaders April 24, 2021

Genie

1) To achieve enlightenment through the world's first and best vaporizing pipe, the Vaporgenie™.
2)A healthier, smokeless, sneakier way of getting your daily dose of THC

Hey Dre, Tryin' to get your 3 wishes granted?

We're runnin' low on the genie food, hit up T-snatch for that hooked green satch.

Yo Kurt, why you still rippin' on that brown genie dirt?

by Kongoßin January 19, 2009

Genital ram

A Gential ram is when more than 3 men bash each other with their genitals. Usually they end up sexual.

Hey Jim, My buddy you wanna Genital ram.

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016