gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018

Gary Pipe

A Yorkshire phrase used to describe an anus

Wow Terry I was out last night and I did that girl up the Gary pipe

by Kurbyking September 1, 2021

Gary Keen

A keen, old man that is always smiling. He loves to do stuff with people and records videos for some websites.

If you see this person in public or outside your home you might wanna hide or run and lock your doors.

Gary Keen did me last night!
Did you hear? Gary Keen likes to do it and breaks in!
Gary Keen IS really keen! No wonder hes' always smiling like he can do anything *wink wink*

by The Cameraman May 24, 2023

Gary Busey

A person who drinks/drugs often and as a byproduct speaks to in animate objects.

Hey, look at that cat over there talkin to the cereal. He is such a Gary Busey.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017

The Gary Brilhante

The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved

It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

gary gusboy

A cuck; a snowflake; a wet blanket. Your friend's friend who "is an asshole until you get to know him."

He is everything you never want to be.

He said his favorite book is The No Cussing Club by McKay Hatch. They're both such Gary Gusboys.

by Killertofutti August 28, 2017