Garbage Bird 

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

Garbage Bird by xgrated October 3, 2017

garbage stale 

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.

Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.

garbage stale by QuacksO September 23, 2017

garbage bag jingle 

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

garbage bag jingle by Duwmeister April 20, 2018

garbage sauce 

Very sucky and not good

My Spanish homework was garbage sauce

garbage sauce by Garbage sauce queen November 11, 2017

garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.

Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.

garbage bag day by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017

garbage party 

The act of running train in a construction dumpster

She was so filfthy they threw her a garbage party right on site

garbage party by Spark 236 January 3, 2018

garbage yelling 

The action in which your yelling/complaining is trash. People do not want to hear your garbage yelling, so if you are accused of having garbage yelling, you should stop right away. Being accused of garbage yelling is a very harsh insult and it can tear friendships apart.

Just shut up and stop garbage yelling you stupid homo

garbage yelling by the big edge June 15, 2018