A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.
Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
by [ ? ] May 6, 2019
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