green pea

A novice; a person who is not sharp; someone who is inexperienced. Automotive trade word.

That guy lost the car sale; what is he a green pea?

by Mosiah May 29, 2005

Green Eyed Stare

A rock-ish band that is relatively slow, playing more ballad-like songs, where the vocalist has semi-synthesized voice.

Plays songs like "I Don't Believe" and "Here I Go"

"What was that band that we just met? Purple Footed Grin?"
"Green Eyed Stare?"
"Right, that one."

by BaldurThor August 19, 2009

Green Gentleman

A respectable and classy fan of marijuana. Not a pot head or a stoner, just a guy who keeps a gram in his desk for special occasions.

That kid's such a stoner," "No he's just a Green Gentleman"

by The Green-Gentleman June 4, 2011

green Christmas

A Christmas without snow.

Person: I can't believe we're having a green Christmas. In Canada!

Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.

by Anonymous Kitty December 27, 2011

green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

green valley high school

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.

Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.

by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019

Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

by Knowledge man July 1, 2020