Glarfel

A complete and total dumbass

Dan you are a big ass glarfel

by Dingaloid June 11, 2018

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

Glafluffalog

A Glafluffalog is fluffy monkey that maintains a plank position (from yoga) in order to give its self the appearance of a log in order to hide from predators.

Dude, I think there's a log over there watching us.

No man, that's just a Glafluffalog.

by Mazchoo July 26, 2018

Garlock

//Noun// Origin: Ohio Plural Form: Garlox
A person that typically uses social media as a way to vent their insecurities on women, usually of white heritage. This venting usually results in dry spells of duration in excess of 18 months.

Hey did you see Dave's tweet about girls that drink Svedka? Yeah he is a garlock.

by The Power August 10, 2018

Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 18, 2018

Garldem

lesbians who like bumhole and eat their shit and shag their grandmothers aka 2 girls 1 cup add my snap-Madeline McCann 2008

My Garldem

by Madeline Mcann February 10, 2019