Loser Friendly

A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dumbest beings that a civilization has to offer.

Microsoft Windows is very loser friendly.

by dieselaj April 22, 2005

Friendly Fire

A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.

"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"

by Chad Idaho November 30, 2011

Friendly Blowjob

A casual blowjob between friends with no attachments or otherwise unstated expectations. Akin or a fist or chest bump.

Julia said she would consider giving him a friendly blowjob, provided he didn't go level 5 clinger afterwards

by RealNiggaAlert September 18, 2014

friended

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook

Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before

by joecacola January 31, 2005

friendly fire

to shoot at your allies or own team. also see george bush and united states air force

brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)

by georgeilingus September 8, 2007

frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.

I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.

by sickbunny April 17, 2006

friendly kissing

when two people are friends and they just happen to kiss

i was hanging out with a boy and all we did was friendly kissing

by heyheyisjaymay January 12, 2009