Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

freaking cranberry

Someone who is so juicy that that are just such a freaking cranberry.

OMG! Why you gotta be such a freaking cranberry?

by uncle barisax December 22, 2016

Fracking

The action of having sexual intercourse (fucking) only for a small amount of time (fraction of a sec).

Excuse me Jeffery, my wife and I are just going to do abit of 'fracking' in the closet if you don't mind?

by Fully sick lad dude July 28, 2016

fracing

Frog racing.

The fuzz is on my ass for all that fracing I've been doing lately.

by coolguy69likesfrogracing July 18, 2016

Fracking

The process of administering an enema to your sexual partner and making them hold it in their anus until anal pentration has been achieved.

Honey, get the drop cloth, we're fracking tonight.

by Fracking_1 July 11, 2016

Fracking

To snort coke out of an asshole you recently had intercourse with. Originated in the lower east side of Manhattan, and is steadily on the rise.

"They call me brown nose after they found out I tried fracking once in college."

by Scott_Pilgrim June 2, 2016

fracking it

the way to say crushing it, because it's deeper and more dangerous

you hear that new tune? They are fracking it

by directorball May 19, 2016