Foreskin Eater

An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.

I heard the one working the corner right now is a Foreskin Eater. Time to convert to Judism.

by Allah's InfedelUncircumsizion October 21, 2017

Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

foreskin bruh moment

A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.

"Dude, my wife found out that I'm having an affair with her sister!"
"Foreskin bruh moment."

by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019

Forest espresso

A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.

Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019

Foreskin shot

The act of pulling up your foreskin over the head of your penis and shaping it into a shot glass so you and your buddy can drink up.

Hey pops have you heard from Junior?

Pops: No but he is most likely taking foreskin shots with Levi again.

by That boy DK July 13, 2019

Foreskin Shot

You take yours, or your friends' foreskin and stretch it as high as it can go from your cock, then you proceed to pour alcohol inside of the now cup-shaped falace and bend it inside your mouth. It's exactly the same as a normal shot, however with a hint of dried semen and piss.

Fletch: YO BOYS! WANNA DO SOME FORESKIN SHOTS?
The boys: FUCK YEAH BRO, STRETCH YA FORESKIN LAD!

by Fletch/Element February 27, 2020