floating

The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.

"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."

by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 15, 2007

flofection

When a lax bro achieves the perfect state of flow. To achieve this state, it helps to wear high top nikes, high socks, a lacrosse pinnie, and carry around a lacrosse stick.

"Yo Brandford, it appears that you have achieved flofection."

"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax bros like myself."

by mtown dubz December 17, 2009

floan

When you are too drunk that you are past the drunk phase

I got two floans, one for the plug and one for the load.

by Faded July 26, 2017

Floating turd

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??

by Rebecca!! September 15, 2006

floating verse

Early blues music lyrics, cobbled together from personal experiences, existing bits and local lore.

The 'grunt-'n'-slide' music of early country bluesmen has a unique floating verse combined with its own African 'griot' origins.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

Floffy

when you die because a fat ape hit you with an eraser in the lower back. Your legs go floppy and bounce everywhere and you become floffy

Person 1: (Kills person 2)
Person 2: OH NO IM FLOFFY!
Person 1: MWHAHAHAHHA

by CoolioDumbo February 16, 2018

Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007