fland

very fat person

The fland shook the ground when he walked.

by theboxpersonman December 23, 2008

Findle

fondle touch
1. To touch with the feet;
2. An erotic touch with the feet;
3. To get off with feet, or touch penis/vagina/breast.
4. Sometimes used in roleplaying, to touch someone with your toes or heel and bring pleasure.

Theresa sat at the couch with her lover and began to findle, bringing forth a large bump in his pants.

by Nicki December 2, 2004

Flandlecranker

The flab of skin that fat people have that hangs down over there vagina/penis. similar to FUPA

That mans Flandlecranker smells bad.

by goober2899 March 29, 2009

Findlay

Findlay’s are sweet, caring, and kind, not to mention, sexy af. They’re strong and independent people, and great lovers.

Person 1: my god did you see Findlay today?!
Person 2: oh yeah! I wish he would ask me out

by Alfredo sause May 27, 2020

Findow

Fake Window

like you cant get out of the room when the cops show up cause the dude has findows

the windows does not open and your trapped

Cops: FREEZE!!!
US: OH SHIT DROP THE FUCKING DRUGS!!!
Random dude: OH SHIT THIS MUFFKKA GOT FINDOWS WE FUCKED!!!
US: SHIT GET THE GUN!

here come come the folice know we got the findows, we pulled out the funn filled em with the fullets

by new, Dirty Dog May 30, 2006

Find him

Something that some thoty ass bitch says when she gets dissed by a big nibba and is too weak and pathetic to chase him herself

Holy shit he squeezed my ass, FIND HIM!!!

by Dr_Banana July 13, 2018

I find this difficult to finger myself to

When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.

My opinion on this video? I find this difficult to finger myself to

by tory borty December 24, 2012