Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

by heartthatmaryjane April 5, 2011

Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!

Yo you got your drip for flexing season

by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019

Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

pussy flex

The act of flexing your vagina

Hey what's your fetish jerry?
Jerry: I love pussy flexing

by Rift Joos May 29, 2016

Batti flex

1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves

1) did u just touch up his ass...nasty ! batti flex!

2)cnt u just shut up u batti flex!

by Littlereddevil25 July 5, 2004

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006