Fearbate

When you’re scared of a situation or event and have the sudden urge to masterbate causing immediate relief of stress and being scared.

I was at work when my boss came into the office and started screaming at me about a project not being done , so I went into the bathroom and fearbated causing relief of stress and fear.

by EBARRA97 October 1, 2025

Flabadactyl

Someone who represents a pterodactyl. they will try to represent it both mentally and physically, they try to steal your food and when you shout them they never shout back. what a bum

"This Flabadactyl is annoying me"

by Plotless November 18, 2025

Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes

Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.

by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025

Deep Flab

Another name for Gluteus Maximus the largest muscle in the butt. Deep Flab refers to this area of the buttocks when it's soft and flabby.

That girl has some serious deep flab bouncing up and down in those lycra pants

by Dovuto June 15, 2007

Time Flab

Term describing periods of a person's life wasted by external forces beyond his or her control.

A good college degree is still worth it. Good graduate degrees are still worth it. Everything leading up to both -- grade school, jr. high, high-school (even their parochial/prep versions) -- contains the "time flab" that needs to get cut for a lot more smart kids.

by HonkusSeized June 14, 2010

tre flab

when someone jiggles and does a kickflip with a 360 popshuvit with their flab

Demian: dude he is so good he can tre flab

by prawl April 2, 2011

Shoulder Flab

The fat, either in front or behind on the shoulder that flows over the top of a shirt, dress, etc.. Most commonly see on women trying to wear skin tight clothing.

Ashley was wearing a fancy dress in class, but everyone could see her shoulder flab.

by daLUBE August 28, 2011