Flaccidity Effect

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Fackinwhore

Whoever the Fack decided my first definition wasn't good enough... Cunt.

I can't believe that fackinwhore did that...

by Whothefuckisthat July 17, 2020

flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.

They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.

by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020

Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.

5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

by Pephaze January 1, 2021

Flaccid Reflux

Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.

" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."

by matt Booch January 20, 2021

Fackoff

Fackoff

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Like back off but better,

GET THE FACKOFF MY LAWN

by Big daddy official February 3, 2021

Flaccid Skunk

When your sick gets limp when attempting anal.

“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”

by SkunkButt June 17, 2021