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Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)
British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.
by Love, Anna April 5, 2005
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Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.
Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.
by Tek 9 December 22, 2008
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Bro Fisting

The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.

Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.

At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.

Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.

Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.

Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.

Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.

Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
by Stinkfist the lubricated July 7, 2010
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fisting

The act of inserting ones fist into either a vagina or rectum. It requires patience and excessive lubrication. It is a popular practise among gay men.
Walter and Bertie decided that this evening they would take turns in fisting Horace.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
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Raptor Fighting

A form of fighting in which each fighter places their hands behind their back and fights only with their head. Raptor fighting is traditionally fought in "packs" meaning teams of three on three. A "bash" is the term used for a strike with the head. Fighting is over when all three members of a pack are unconscious or when a member of a pack forfeits. Raptor fighting often occurs in unsanctioned one on one street fights as well.
"Yo this kid was talking shit so we started raptor fighting. We fought for like ten minutes, he was pretty good but when he tried to bash me I ducked and he knocked himself out on a chair"
by Nate "the nasty one" October 5, 2006
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fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.
Mark: So how was Cassandra???

Bill: It was great we started off fishing in the dark and by the end of the night I was getting some mud on my tires.
by arrowturn March 31, 2010
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fishing

When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.
Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-
by _allismine_ September 5, 2007
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