finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

Fingerbeater

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.

Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup

by gongonR March 20, 2008

finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 9, 2009

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010