Felonie

Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!N£Z (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS

"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".

"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)

by taawdaasd May 12, 2024

felonthropy

felonthropy
/ˈfel.ən.θrə.pi/

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the desire to promote the self-imterest of others, namely felons, expressed especially by the misguided donation of money to bad causes.

"he acquired a considerable fortune through grifting and preying on the felonthropy of his worshippers"

by Ms. Unformation June 9, 2024

Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.

That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.

by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024

Felonocracy

A system of governance where convicted or unrepentant felons hold power—either directly or through proxies—and where criminal behavior is not just tolerated but rewarded. Felonocracy describes a political order where the line between crime and governance has dissolved, where criminal networks operate openly, and where the state itself becomes a criminal enterprise. The term extends Scoundrelocracy to its logical conclusion: not just rogues, but actual felons—people who have crossed lines that were supposed to be absolute.

"When the president is a convicted felon, when his cabinet includes indicted criminals, when the party embraces lawbreakers as leaders—that's Felonocracy. Not just rule by scoundrels, but rule by felons. The state no longer prosecutes crime; it rewards it. The criminals aren't outside the system; they are the system."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Felonymaxxing

Felonymaxxing refers to jackass individuals, mostly streamers, commit crimes whilst recording and posting them on social media. It’s a portmanteau of the words “felony” and the suffix “-maxxing”, a meme term that means optimising on random shit.

Bros felonymaxxing by scamming his own family smh

by Sebastian-on-Castle-Hill March 5, 2026

felonaire

1. An individual who accumulates substantial wealth through illegal or unethical means, often flaunting their ill-gotten gains and living a lavish lifestyle.

2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.

1. The felonaire's mansion, complete with a gold-plated swimming pool and a fleet of exotic cars, was a testament to his questionable business practices and complete disregard for tax season.

2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.

by Heavypen September 10, 2024

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024