febuse

another word for cat.

mostly just used by me.

"this place is packed, you couldnt swing a febuse!"

"man, I'm sorry your febuse got ran over"

by count December 5, 2003

Fetus

A tasty, juicy, morsel, made of human flesh, blood, and many organs, which vary depending on gender.

Hey, I just went in a hospital, murdered a family, and mutilated a pregnant mother and ripped her organs out, and harvested her fetus in a basket. I'm gonna spice it once I get home!

by Die Fuhrer March 27, 2013

Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Fetus Deletus

its abortian. also why the fuck are you looking up fetus deletus? get a life you dumb hoe. go play fortnite or something.

can I fetus deletus myself?

by TheTragicKiwi April 15, 2019

Fejugld

Adjective meaning a person who is incomprehensibly fucked beyond all recognition

Anon 1: my boyfriend has a horrid haircut

Anon 2: you are fejugld

by Abbie Mott May 4, 2008