federline

federline, a (noun) : a male "trophy-wife" or "arm-candy" with no redeeming qualities other than their physical attractiveness. Derived from the former husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline (aka "K-Fed")

After Jane got a promotion and a big raise at the brokerage firm, she divorced her husband and married a federline who used to be her tennis coach.

by K-fedd October 17, 2010

federalphile

Any 'career' politician, government worker in charge of
distribution of and/or collection of fines or persons with
zealous aspirations to control the behavior of the public at
large's behavior for the sake of personal gratification in the
guise of "serving the public's best interest".

Biker Dude, "Shit. I just got another ticket for going 10mph
over. I'm tired of these federalphiles raping my wallet!"
-
Non-custodial child support payer, "DSHS just upped my
support another $50 a month... now I have to sell the car
and find a 'beater-commuter car'."
Friend, "Yeah, those federalphiles at the state capitol are
nothing but a bunch of federalphiles!"

by whaaaaaat? October 8, 2011

Fedex

A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.

Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!

by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019

Federico

Federico is one of the best boys I’ve ever met, he changed my life in this short time I’ve known him, he’s a sweet, respectful, funny boy, I can trust him, and he’s sexy

Federico is the cutest boy I’ve ever met

by Pauchis March 27, 2022

Federation of kampei

A federation similar to Micronesia. it is governed by the following people: RN, RW, AS, MT, AS, FH, BCC.

"Did you see the new laws in the federation of kampei"- BCC

"Yes - the taxes are very affordable" - AS

by KampeiGov May 28, 2023

Flopping Fadge

Flopping Fadge is when a Womans Vaginal Lips are hanging a bit loose.

Oh man! That woman I slept with last night had some serious Flopping Fadge going on.

by Will and Craig March 13, 2008

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011