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Fart Fetus

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.
As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.
by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013
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Ponytail focus

A girl who ties her hair back before giving head.
Bretta gives head with ponytail focus.
Shiane has ponytail focus.
by justsomeehnon June 26, 2015
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bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017
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ford focus sedan

One of the most biggest pieces of shit out there! It’s got the worst dual clutch transmissions ever made! At least it hit number one somewhere right? 6 new automatic clutches in 100k Miles means it makes money if of being the worst ford ever made! A guy named devyn probably drives it and does nothing but talk it up and how fast the “race red” color makes it!
by Williams56 April 20, 2018
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phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017
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FireFox Focus

The mobile web browser every perverted masturbator gets on their phone because if their mom walks in on them nutting all over their hands they can just delete their data and look innocent. This app is also very common among horny teenagers and lonely spouses.
Jill: "Are you looking at pornos again?"
Jack: *Closes app quickly* "Nope! You can even check my history!"
Jill: "For fucks sake Jack! Is that FireFox Focus? That shit aint got history you cunt!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 5, 2018
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yeetus fetus deletus

A place night club in Europe.

Told in Harry Potter: Yeetus deletus. It means that everything gets deleted.
Harry. Go yeetus fetus deletus!

Go yeetus fetus deletus my dicc
by Tytgamer March 18, 2019
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