Falseheimer's

(fawls-hahy-merz) A condition that causes memories to be twisted, exaggerated, or to materialize out of nowhere. Falseheimer's victims follow a pattern of exaggerating the length, the intensity, or number of occurrences of events by a particular multiplier. Victims of this condition may also claim to have thought of something first even when they have no clear evidence or memory of how it happened.

Your family watches Donnie Darko. The part is seen when Donnie calls his mom a bitch. You yell at your mom to not get in front of the TV to change the volume, but she proceeds to do so several times. Thirty minutes later she mentions not only of you yelling at her, but she also claims you have called her a bitch, which you have not. Mommy has Falseheimer's.

by Alex "Styromaniac" Goven January 10, 2009

It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.

I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010

false metal

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular

Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...

by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010

false call wimps

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009

false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

by choopee October 4, 2006

FailSec

The definition of FailSec is a small group of Facebook failed Trolls that can't get anything right and also claims to be "Hackers" but aren't. Then the troll's plans are exposed and turned back on them, Then they report, block, and run away. Then everyone else laughs at them

Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?

Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?

Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec

by Pick your game up February 7, 2014