factasm

A fact that involves something erotic or sexual.

(as made popular by Mark Pritchard of www.1trackmind.com)

Kevin Pezzi: Did you know that Graham Crackers and Corn Flakes were both created to inhibit the sexual appetite?
Mark Pritchard: Wow, that's a pretty cool factasm.

by TilzyJosh December 9, 2008

factster

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

by softball17 September 28, 2010

FACTS!

An exclamation used when someone is overly sure that a given statement is true and,or relatable.

Yo man, Kim K's ass is pretty big.
FACTS! Her behind is brighter than my future.

by |naijaslastwoe| April 11, 2015

Facts

When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.

*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy

Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts

Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)

Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts

Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts

by brooklynzfinest--lets go Mets! December 17, 2017

faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.

Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?

by dragonsrus May 14, 2021

facts on facts

a phrase that has been published in the national broskinary

that means an individual strongly agrees with a person's statement or opinion within that certain context being used.

milla - that's just nasty bro

tanishqka - facts on facts
milla - facts on facts broskii

by lil t April 25, 2022

Kraznan Faction

A rogue group of insane teens that was formed to initiate the Kraznan revolution. A diverse group of semi- to highly- intelligent individuals that was created in Mrs. Potocki's US History class (2002-2003). Will eventually create the Empire of Kraznania.

Only one group could be responsible for this kind of destruction and chaos... the Kraznan Faction.

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003