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Brad Fact

When brady morgan lies randomly or adds false details to stories. Basically saying stuff that never happened (most of the time it’s obvious)
Brady won’t stop lying and brad facting.
by jbone223 June 30, 2025
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subjective fact

A fact that is known to be true but not believed by some people.
We don't know when this term was coined, but it was coined by some kid named Wyatt around 2020-2025. The term was coined out of Wyatt's deeply philosophical thoughts on opinions and facts, while he was "walking to class from band class." When he first thought of it, he was right next to the stairs. This word remains some of his greatest life work from this point on.
The earth being flat is a subjective fact.
by cub1c06 October 28, 2025
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Jogie Fact

A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.

It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.

A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”
by allknowingjavi December 15, 2025
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact
by Hopscotch November 9, 2019
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The Greatest Fact

That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.

These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.

Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.
The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...

In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.

Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.

This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..
by flightfacilities May 6, 2022
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you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf
by Apollyx June 27, 2023
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