Funny Sex

When two people who are high, have sex.

John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.

by amhcih June 24, 2009

Kinda Funny, but not

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.

Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)

by Angel Miette March 23, 2010

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

funny juice

What the Sandman uses to make anybody unconscious for transporting one to another.

The sandman cometh with the Funny Juice

by OreganoMeme December 24, 2019

funny oney

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.

oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.

by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023

Fatherly funny

Just another name for dad joke

Father 1: Is your refrigerator running?
Father 2: Yes!
Father 1: Well, you'd better go catch it!
Father 2: Haha, that was a Fatherly funny!

by klaam September 8, 2021

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023