"Fuck" is one of the most versatile of all swear/curse words. It can mean a variety of things:
1) to have sex
2) to screw something up (or in more formal words, to mess something up)
3) one of the filler words used in a sentence humorously.
... and many more.
Again, the word "fuck" is the classic insult that you lash toward somebody that you don't like and/or has offended you.
1) to have sex
2) to screw something up (or in more formal words, to mess something up)
3) one of the filler words used in a sentence humorously.
... and many more.
Again, the word "fuck" is the classic insult that you lash toward somebody that you don't like and/or has offended you.
1) Boyfriend: "Hey, Jenny..."
Jenny: "What?"
Boyfriend: "Wanna get crazy?"
Jenny: "What do you mean? Are you gonna make love to me?"
Boyfriend: "No... I'm going to fuck you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
2) "Alright Jeremy, don't fuck it up!"
3) Boss: "Everyone, I would like to present to you this-- of fuck, what's it called again, Travis?"
Travis: "It's called the mini-model for the Animal Rescue County."
Boss: "*phew* Thank you. Couldn't have done it without you."
4) Gangsta: "Dude, you short for a nice guy."
Dude: "I'm not short! Fuck you!"
Jenny: "What?"
Boyfriend: "Wanna get crazy?"
Jenny: "What do you mean? Are you gonna make love to me?"
Boyfriend: "No... I'm going to fuck you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
2) "Alright Jeremy, don't fuck it up!"
3) Boss: "Everyone, I would like to present to you this-- of fuck, what's it called again, Travis?"
Travis: "It's called the mini-model for the Animal Rescue County."
Boss: "*phew* Thank you. Couldn't have done it without you."
4) Gangsta: "Dude, you short for a nice guy."
Dude: "I'm not short! Fuck you!"
by whats_yo_name_pussycat May 9, 2018

by Cytoplasm. June 29, 2020

That is Fucked!
by Tard2 October 31, 2018

PHRASAL VERB{SLANG/PROFANE}
1. (FUCK WITH {object: someone}) tease jokingly in varying degrees of severity.
2. (FUCK WITH {object: someone}) intentionally provoke or threaten.
3. (FUCK WITH {object: something}) meddle with, adjust, or otherwise manipulate something. Usually expressed in a prohibitory or cautionary manner.
4. (FUCK WITH {object: something}) engage in an activity of the kind usually or typically considered broadly to be either illicit or immoral (such as drugs or criminal enterprise).
**See Also Non-Profane Equivalent: Mess with {SLANG/NON-PROFANE}
"Mess with" is entirely interchangable with "fuck with" in all ways, but is inoffensive entirely.
1. (FUCK WITH {object: someone}) tease jokingly in varying degrees of severity.
2. (FUCK WITH {object: someone}) intentionally provoke or threaten.
3. (FUCK WITH {object: something}) meddle with, adjust, or otherwise manipulate something. Usually expressed in a prohibitory or cautionary manner.
4. (FUCK WITH {object: something}) engage in an activity of the kind usually or typically considered broadly to be either illicit or immoral (such as drugs or criminal enterprise).
**See Also Non-Profane Equivalent: Mess with {SLANG/NON-PROFANE}
"Mess with" is entirely interchangable with "fuck with" in all ways, but is inoffensive entirely.
1. Don't be mad, Bob, I wasn't serious when I insulted your mother; I just like to fuck with people.
2. I suggest not fucking with him, he's been known to carry a gun and has a short temper.
3. For the last time, I told you never to fuck with the thermostat.
4. If you fuck with heroin, you're probably going to die with a needle in your arm.
2. I suggest not fucking with him, he's been known to carry a gun and has a short temper.
3. For the last time, I told you never to fuck with the thermostat.
4. If you fuck with heroin, you're probably going to die with a needle in your arm.
by ReallySmarterThanYou August 2, 2021

something you can't do
by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

The word that is actually useful to offend doofuses who think they are better than you but are actually CRINGE AS FUCK.
Timmy: Hey mother fucker
George: Fuck off you asshole
Timmy: Make me
George: If you don’t shut the fuck up you have to fuck with me in the car
Timmy: Stop being gay as fuck George the fucking LGBT thing has hypnotised your fucked up mind
George: Ok go then you are gay as fuck too you know
Timmy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
George: Fuck off you asshole
Timmy: Make me
George: If you don’t shut the fuck up you have to fuck with me in the car
Timmy: Stop being gay as fuck George the fucking LGBT thing has hypnotised your fucked up mind
George: Ok go then you are gay as fuck too you know
Timmy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
by u wish u were me :) October 22, 2023
