one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
by seriously123? November 5, 2010
Get the church farter mug.One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.
frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"
frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"
frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."
frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"
frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."
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I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.
He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.
I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.
Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".
I think.
I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.
He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.
I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.
Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".
I think.
1: And THAT, gentlemen, is why Fratberry is funnier than you.
2: The one, true, original Fratberry
Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
2: The one, true, original Fratberry
Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
by Fratberry March 3, 2011
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