A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
by sammymoto August 28, 2010
Get the flash grenademug. Where your not supposed to look at porn on a computer but you log into a porn site for a few seconds to get a peek of tits,cunt etc. and then click it off before anyone sees you.
by Judge dredd7 December 25, 2011
Get the Flash pornmug. by Sp1tf1re October 22, 2011
Get the Muzzle Flashmug. When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
by Jestah November 18, 2016
Get the Flash fartmug. When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.
by knowman April 27, 2008
Get the flash stuttermug. When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.
by FlashSlapper October 20, 2012
Get the Flash Slapmug. A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011
Get the flash meetingmug.