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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
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Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.
Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.
by MonasThighs May 16, 2019
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Five O'Clock Flair

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
by TangClock April 16, 2009
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Five Star Creations

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.
Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”
by SquattedPooPooBox December 27, 2019
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five cent jive

Five Cent Jive is term used in the same context as "bullshit"
When that girl told me she wasn't a whore, I knew it was all five cent jive.
by Catalyst August 13, 2004
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five-finger circus

She's not coming over tonight, so I guess I'll just make a visit to the five-finger circus.
by ssnryno July 25, 2006
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Five-Ho

A slang term for a female cop, based on the term Five-0, meaning police.
"Dude, got another ticket. But it was a good lookin Five-Ho."
by whiteonwhite December 23, 2009
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