fish hat

The female equivalent of a tea bag. When a girl lowers her genitals onto the forehead, or top of head, of an unsuspecting victim.

Dude #1 - "Lauren passes out by 10 o'clock at EVERY party."
Dude #2 - "It's all good, Melissa just gave her a fish hat. When she finds a diamond shaped hickey on her forehead tomorrow morning, she'll learn her lesson."

by RtotheJtotheT December 26, 2011

the fish is in the foxtrot

When you have someone/something right where you want them/it, most commonly used in a sexual manner.

Before the Patriots-Colts AFC Championship game, Julian Edelman asked Tom Brady, "Are the balls deflated?" Brady responded, "The fish is in the foxtrot," and winked seductively.

by jawman December 15, 2015

Fish Slice

A man (usually a long term friend) acting as a boyfriend for a lesbian woman who wants to keep up the pretence of heterosexuality.

Have you heard Amanda is now dating her friend Tony?

No way, he's a total fish slice for her

by Phoenix light September 21, 2019

Fish Bump

A two-person celebratory act, similar to a chest bump, in which both parties rapidly bring their vaginas together.

"Hey, nice shot! Fish Bump me!"

by FreddyFwaygaux March 6, 2018

beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009