A civil, humane fist-fight organized between two individuals for the purpose of settling a dispute. Usually organized by a third party who is neutral to the situation. These very rarely occur in reality because there is almost nothing civil, humane, or organized about punching someone in the face.
Adam: "Hey Greg, it looks like Morgan's boyfriend heard you talking shit about him. He's pretty pissed. If you'd like, I can organize a gentleman's fight between you two."
Greg: "What the fuck did you just say? A gentleman's what? I think you've had enough cocaine tonight, Adam."
Greg: "What the fuck did you just say? A gentleman's what? I think you've had enough cocaine tonight, Adam."
by Le Fuck Boy August 18, 2014
Get the gentleman's fightmug. A fight in which two people engage in aggressive cuddling. Weapons used in these fights are alcohol, pajamas, and cheesy pick up lines.
"I wish to fight you."
"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."
"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."
by Btone24 September 28, 2009
Get the Cuddle Fightmug. The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.
"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
by SirGreblas March 2, 2017
Get the The Fighting Irishmug. When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011
Get the mouth fightmug. a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.
Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
by skimmboarder August 7, 2008
Get the jizz fightmug. You don't talk about it.
"First rule about fight club is th-- wait, I didn't mean to.. please. Oh God! NO! IM SORRY! IM BEGGING YOU! AAAAHHHHHHHH--" *BOOM*
You don't talk about it.
You don't talk about it.
by OdecaNebur March 31, 2017
Get the fight clubmug. The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter
Your pet
Your financial situation
Or anything else you take seriously
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter
Your pet
Your financial situation
Or anything else you take seriously
(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)
Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)
Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)
Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)
Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)
by Royal_Defense710 October 28, 2014
Get the Fighting Wordsmug.