Invasive Feces

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.

Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Fench

Fench, an object in Modern Warfare 2 that wow inspiring stupidest commando lunges that you would ever see occur over.
Fench is to be used were fence would normally would be used.

Ex. I'm on the Fench about this subject.

by SgtTaters November 12, 2010

[fancer]

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you

Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"

by AKens6791 January 17, 2009

fenech

Awesome surname originating in Malta. Translates to 'rabbit', a subtle reference to the reproductive skill and prowess of the Fenech kind.

Long live Fenech!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

fender stratocaster

the fender stratocaster was a remake of the fender telecaster, many people who played the telecaster had different complaints and comments on how to make it better therefor the "strat" was made, with a more comfortable inverted body a rosewood v or u shaped neck and 3 single coil pickups as opposed to the teles two single coils, the strat also had what many thought a revolutional design with its two horns, but actually it is about the same classifications as a classical guitar with a cutaway for access to more frets, and last but not least the tremolo arm or "whammy bar" used to push the bridge up causing the strings to gain and lose slack allowing the tone to change quickly

The fender stratocaster was loevd and played by many artist including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Johnson, And Ritchie Blackmore.

by thenextslowhand February 12, 2007

feceful

full of shit, from the latin root for shit

you did J. Lo? ...feceful

by Matt Wisdom July 20, 2008

Fender Champ

A single ended class A guitar amplifier designed and produced by The Fender Electric Instrument Company in 1948. The first Champ, the Champion 800, produced 3 watts of power and had an eight inch speaker. The design of the Champ changed many times, but it still remains relatively low powered and small compared to modern amplifiers. Most Champs use a 12ax7 and a 6v6 tube, have a 6" speaker, and produce 5 watts of power. The Champ is still a very popular amp because of its sound and simple design.

Bob- "I just bought a HUGE stack with 100 watts! I can crank the distortion all the way up!"
Joe- "I have a Fender Champ."
Bob- "I am so jealous."

by Ask4Tristan October 25, 2009