P.I.L.F

a variation of MILF or DILF but rather parent i’d like to fuck for someone with alternative pronouns to he/him or she/him

they are such a P.I.L.F

by epicswagmaster February 23, 2021

p e r f e c t.

Ray <3

Ray is absolutely p e r f e c t.

by Wondercat123 September 23, 2021

P.E.R.F.E.C.T.

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise...
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...

Some Bug Guy: *Chuckles* My name is P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Cell. And I'd like to say...
Hello.

by 1 Deleted Account December 24, 2023

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019

L.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

Let me eat your pussy till you cream all over my pussy

Bitch l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

by JustZay May 26, 2022

c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

Come eat my pussy then I cum on your face

Hey (insert name) c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

by En"" March 28, 2023