emoticobligation

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely hate those little things.

I felt I had an emoticobligation after writing that sarcastic email to my stupid coworker.

by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008

Emoticonally

When words cannot describe what you are feeling; and only emoticons can convey your thought processes.

I was emoticonally scarred after watching that breastfeeding video in Biology.

by Darquel March 22, 2009

tentacle erotica

Weird Japanese porn showing a woman having sex with an octopus.

"Dude, I saw some hardcore tentacle erotica last night and now I can't even THINK about calamari without getting a boner!"

by DireDawa April 30, 2014

strangely erotic

that person finds you insanely sex-ay.

Twisted: "So I had sex with my grandma, and she opened a beer bottle cap with her crotch"

Zap: "Well that's strangely erotic"

by Sweet Raine September 5, 2007

schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by Gx3 September 23, 2014

Eroticity

The measurable level in which something is erotic.

Man... that chicks eroticity is off the CHAIN!!!

by Gun Barrel April 28, 2011

momo-erotic

erotic in a mormon way

last night he was trying to get all momo-erotic, but i told him to wait until we were married

by Pee Pee Barnett February 19, 2008