Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010
Get the EPIC fail.mug. by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020
Get the epic spaghettimug. Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.
"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
by nakker December 15, 2009
Get the epic historymug. 1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
by RexR October 1, 2008
Get the epic tensemug. when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.
Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.
Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!
Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!
by SuperSnailMan August 21, 2011
Get the Epic Dailmug. Fantasy Football Team owned by Chesley Sunderland (spelling guessed). This football team has always let her down and has been an embarrassment to the Frat House League for many years. The most recent example is being up 30 points going into Monday Night Football with only Stephan Diggs to face, chirping the league group chat by saying they can't lose unless Diggs has his best game of the year, and then losing by 10 pts when Diggs had a career night.
Example: Gee, I sure hope Stephan Diggs isn't on my opponents team this week because I don't want to have an Epic Letdown
by greenpriviledge December 28, 2020
Get the Epic Letdownmug. Epic Duck was a duck that appeared on Roblox for a short time to celebrate April Fools' Day in 2009.1
Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
by mik_ November 30, 2021
Get the epic duckmug.