El gancho

A curved penis

My girl wanted me to hit the g-spot so I gave her el gancho.

by Ganchote July 6, 2011

el chisme

telling the latest drama.

*person 1 & person 2 talking about other people*
person 3: it sounds like they're talking el chisme

by yakino June 1, 2022

el Zabicabra

a large nocturnal mammal found mostly in the midwest. it is rarely seen but is spoken of in hushed tones for its prolific love of cunnilingus. though it occasionally hunts during the day it is mainly known for feeding at night. also known by the more common name "the pussy sucker" may be commonly found in dark warehouses and frolf courses..

"my girlfiend seems oddly at ease today.. musta meen that damned el Zabicabra!"

by tony ross July 19, 2012

el sharko

A lanky creature that lives off the west coast of Scotland, it's dorsal fin is located on his head instead of its back

The rare el Sharko hides in dark rooms with an xbox for company

by El Sharko observer October 21, 2013

el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

El Pamo

El Pamo is the embodiment of your worst enemy!
Take care when facing a Pamo - facing him will not only endanger you and your belongings but also the one’s close to you. His immense consumption of weed makes him immune to scams.
He might take your stuff so ensure the safety of you/you belongings when facing him.
El Pamo will ruin your sleep - so facing him as early as possible is important!

Where is my stuff?
-Maybe El Pamo took it?!

What triggered the smoke alarm?
-El Pamo did.

by El Pamo inc. January 20, 2022

El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.

"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."

by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021